The Despair of Call Centres

As I prepare for the Melbourne Comedy Festival, I reflect on my time in hell... The call centre.

The Bank.

“What do you mean the computer won't let you do it? Just do it, you're operating the computer aren't you? Just press the button".

I want to call him a stupid old cunt.
My manager is next to me.

"Sorry sir, that's not how our system works" I say.
"Well how does it work then?" he replies.

I want to ask how I could explain my system to a man so stu…